This awkward-looking introvert has finally found the secret sauce. The backdoor to writing sales copies that make millions. Get in on the action before he starts charging what it’s really worth.
What This Direct Response Copywriter From Downunder Used To Profit Thousands Of Dollars?
Hi, I’m Christian Tanobey, a direct response copywriter.
For 3 years I have run eCommerce stores. Long story short. Bad at businesses. Almost went bankrupt.
What kept me from filing for bankruptcy?
When everything was falling apart, I found copywriting. In particular, direct sales response copywriting.
I bought books, listened to podcasts, binged watch YouTube. Implemented it in my sales copies and for a month I saw an increase in sales.
I was ecstatic!
But, it was not enough to break even. I asked myself what can I do more to improve my copy?
Then, I found it! The secret sauce that will unleash any copy’s potential
Once I started implementing this breakthrough formula. My sales skyrocketed through the roof.
The increase was so phenomenal I could not believe it. I had to refresh the page just to be sure.
Nine times increase is unbelievable!
Just look at this graph.
Needless to say, I was over the moon.
Want the same result?
You don’t have to do anything.
Hire me, that is it.
I will use this revolutionary copywriting technique so you can cash cheques all day long.
It will explode your sales by either 2x, 3x, or even 4x. I am even brave enough to say 9x because I have seen it happen.
Before you hire me though, I have to tell you something… Just a little so you get to know who you are working with.
“YOU ARE A GEEK!”
My Girlfriend Shouted. “Why?” I asked nervously.
“You are always on your computer googling stuff.”
I had nothing to say for it is true.
I am always on the computer “googling” (RESEARCHING) about my health, my hobbies, my passions.
I Take My HEALTH Seriously And So Should You
Whenever I have symptoms regarding my health, the first thing I do is look up medical websites on the internet. Such as webmd.com, doctors.com, healthline.com, sites with authority.
Before going to the doctors, I self diagnose myself. Almost all of the time, I only go to the doctors for validation. You see, every information we need is at our fingertips. The internet is this one massive library and can be accessed with our mobile devices.
Many years of researching have made me knowledgeable about the human body. For one, if you ever experience debilitating pain in your scrotum, don’t bother going to the GP. Head straight to the emergency. Every second count if you want to save your testicle.
Did you know humans continually make bones for our body (called remodeling) until we reach the ripe old age of 40? Well, “remodeling” doesn’t completely stop, but only fewer bones are replaced. This is the reason as we age, we are susceptible to fractures.
I authored the book “The Keto: How I lost 17 kg in 2 months doing nothing.” It is a simple ketogenic recipe book. Overpriced yet, sold hundreds.
Honestly, I thought no one would ever buy it at that premium price. I was gobsmacked!
Pete Evans who is a celebrity chef, price his keto recipe book at 50% less than my book.
It just goes to show, this secret type of writing is proven to work. Copywriting will make people buy almost anything.
Yes, that is my mini-gun. When it comes to your health, you have to get serious. Even more so if you are a writer. We are cemented to a chair for as long as 4 to 8 hours a day.
To address this problem, I created a 15/5 GetSDone method. The writer’s block is diminished while keeping active.
What you do is, you write for 15 minutes. When 15 is completed, you workout for 5 minutes. Once 5 minutes is over, you go back to writing. You can read the article here, but that is the gist of it.
Other than being health conscious, I am also…
An Avid COOK
What inspired me to start cooking? When I found out that McDonald’s, Hungry Jacks, fish, and chips were nasty for you. That was in the year 2004. Wow, more than a decade of cooking.
You know you love cooking when the only thing you watch on TV is the Food channel. And you try to find the quickest way to cut onions.
I Am A Shutterbug
Travel and photography go so well together. Capturing people, places, landscapes, sunshine, sunsets. Looking at the photos brings an avalanche of memories.
At present, I am married to a Nikon D600 paired well with a Nikon nifty 50 plus a Tokina 17 mm f/3.5. Loving the “bokeh” a full-frame produces.
Before hiring a sales copywriter for your photography needs, check out this article copywriter for photographer.
A Geek Specializing In Killer Sales Copy For Your Industry
My girlfriend is right. I am a geek. I spend most of my time researching on the computer, learning how to excel at my passion and craft.
Why not benefit from my extreme geekiness? Just imagine how thorough and formulated the sales letter will be when I am done.
Copywriting is knowing everything about the copy. Legends like Gary Halbert, always emphasizes the importance of research. After writing dozens of sales letters, I could not agree more. The writing is in the research.
Don’t you think having a specialist by your side, writing your sales copy is a good idea? Alternatively, you’d rather have someone who has no clue about your industry?
You know too well we have our jargon, own lingo. No one is better suited, more compatible, more passionate.
A geek speaking the same language as you, with the secret formula for a killer sales copy? Your sales will explode!
What To Expect When You Hire Me
- The proven secret formula is turning regular copy to a rainmaker.
- A sales copy worth at LEAST 2x more than my fee.
- Brilliant sales copy that will make you money for years.
- Specialist copywriter for your industry.
- Deadline? I always finish on time.
- My love and passion for your industry show in my writing.
- The secrets to Facebook Ads (bonus).
- Student of marketing (bonus).
Maybe you are still not convinced. After all, we just met. Let me offer you something to ease your mind.
Look, I want a client for the long term, as you may know, finding great partners can be a struggle.
There are a plethora of customers, but the golden client is who I am after. You can be my golden client who I will work for and help to grow.
Thus, I offer you this…
If you are not happy with the results
contact me right now and I will refund every penny immediately.
Why You Shouldn’t Hire Me
- You don’t understand the value good copywriters provide.
- You are content with your business and don’t want changes.
- You don’t like me.
- You are the micromanager type.
- You love big words. Imagine a reader having to stop reading to look up the word “pompous”.
- You have plenty of time to research, analyze, think of unique selling angles, and write. Then proofread, edit, proofread, edit, proofread, edit while adding more ideas to help sell your product or service. Proofread.
Why Hire Me
- You know the value of a semi-handsome, short and dashing copywriter provides.
- You want to explode your sales 2x, 3x, 4x or even 9x.
- You want to finally get to work with a result-driven copywriter.
- You want the secret sauce of direct response copywriting.
- You want more time for coffee.
- Better choice of words to compel and persuade readers.
- You want someone who understands your industry and communicate well with your audience.
- You want a geek who researches daily about his passions (your industry), to excel and transcend the norm.
Health Advocates! Cooks! Photographers!
Here is what to do next.
When you decide to hire someone who’s well-versed in persuasive direct response copywriting, all you have to do is contact me on this website.
I help a small number of clients at any given time. Of course, it limits my ability to earn more. However,… In doing so I provide better service and value to you. At the moment, I can only serve 1 more.
Now, you don’t have to hire me but I do thank you if you read each line and got up to this point. You can always go back to your business as nothing happened. I can assure you though, you will see no development but…
Seeing that you have read up to these last sentences. I am sure you can understand the value of a good copy.
Good copywriters will engage with your chosen audience. Grow your business and generate more sales.
Your Geeky Copywriter,
P.S. As mentioned previously, I only work with a few clients at a time to provide better value. That is filling fast as we speak.
I get barrages of emails asking for help with their business, but I am just not right for them. Rather than making a quick buck, I have to decline. Honesty wastes no one’s time.
Health advocates, Cooks, shutterbugs
Benefit from a geeky copywriter who knows your industry by delivering unsurpassed copy. Boosting business growth while multiplying your sales.
Stop wasting your time writing! Leverage mine instead to properly run your business. I will manage your content and lure your prospects to act with a compelling direct response copywriting.
I devote myself in pursuit of only one thing, a perfect sales page. Studying and keeping updated to the arts, tactics, formulas to be the best or one of (not picky), direct response copywriter.
Leveraging the power of social media, I can grow your brand and garner attention from the right people. Turning them into loyal fans eagerly anticipating your products.